Gee Thanks A Lot Mr. Craigs List

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

So Santa is Really a Man Named Mr. Craigs List

Remember my Christmas wish list?

Remember this?

Beautiful, muscle sports car.

Well, thanks to Mr. Craigs List, I got this instead. I beg of you, why?

Beaten up child's electric car with potential.

I called an emergency meeting with the World Domination Squad and the Kreatrix.

She tells me:

“Find your inner Einstein and use it. I know he’s in there somewhere.”

Oh, man. Why does everything have to have so many steps involved?

So I look up Einstein and here is what I found:

Classic Einstein photo in black and white with his tongue out.

And this quote:

"His great intellectual achievements and originality have made the word "Einstein" synonymous with genius."

You humans really confuse me. Does this mean she’s a genius?

Miley Cyrus with her tongue sticking out.

Personally, the little genius known as The Chairman has a bone to pick with Mr. Craigs List.

4 thoughts on “Gee Thanks A Lot Mr. Craigs List”

  1. Candie

    Chairman, everyone's first car looks like that. Buff it up, clean it out, a pair of fuzzy dice and you're ready to roll. Ginger will look hot in that car.

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    1. The Kreatrix

      Exactly! This is what I told him. He and Dude are outside scrubbing the car right now and mumbling something about pimping their ride.

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  2. BJ

    Oh, My!! Looks like the household auto insurance is about to sky rocket.
    Hope The Chairman has lots of change in his little cat piggybank.
    (Insurance-just one more confusing human concept for the little guy to handle!!)

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  3. Debbie

    I remember my first car. It. Was. Awful. But it ran! Cheer up Chairman! I think your car could be something spectacular!

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