Will Cat Dolls Stage a Takeover of Catberry Tails?

After the debacle -

Ew. Another biggish, vague word. They just keep coming.

After the folly of my “contemplative sitting” (I see she posted the video. I may decide not to mention that cat doll is the keyword today…that’ll set her straight. My cat doll lips are sealed)

Anywho, I slept for two days and then the Kreatrix surprised me with:

“OUR FIRST BOARD MEETING”

Hmmm. I wasn’t bored at all but apparently they’re called that because humans find them boring.

I was given a magic globe and was told:

“...to build a community instead of trying to Dominate the World”.

Whatever. I still like the sound of Dominus Felinius.

Well, lookey here! Fabric the Kreatrix painted and it looks like me!

“I think you’re lonely, so why don’t you help me build some more cat dolls like you?”

I’m a D O L L? Here’s the definition she gave me:

  “A very cute, cuddly toy”

WHAT!? That sounds as appetizing as a furball.  She sighed and said:

 “Fine. A Dominus Felinius who looks like a lovingly made cat doll.”

Better.

Here I am  “community building” with Wally.

Get a load of his face. GULP. I’ve seen the teeth on that one. But try I must!

I've seen the way the Kreatrix cuddles with him. Lucky cat. Still has big teeth. And the final zinger from the Kreatrix?:

"Wally helped me paint you. He ran across the wet paint and got his paw prints on you."

I will never, in a million cat years, live that one down.