What’s Rome Got To Do With My Car?

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

Sooooo. Here’s the HOOD OF MY CAR, my beloved World Dominationmobile…

The Chairman cat doll is sitting on a seat taken out of his car, with a bright red car hood on the floor in front of him. The hood looks great!

...hold me back. And. As you’ve seen much, MUCH earlier…I do have the seats covered.

I tell the Kreatrix.

“Righto…love the color BUT WHERE’S THE REST OF THE CAR?”

Know what she says?

“Rome wasn’t built in a day, little buddy.”

What?

For real?

What!!?

YOU HUMANS ARE KILLING ME!

I am spending waaaay too much time on Google these days. HOWEVER, I now know what "Rome wasn’t built in a day" means BUT-

This is Rome.

A packed skyline of Rome...lots of buildings.

Not built in a day? REALLY? Well, I never…

Let me put some perspective into this equation:

The lovely, crowded photo of Rome versus a photo of the Chairman's lonely car.

If I may “drive” my point home, look what happens when you neglect Rome too much:

Ancient, crumbling ruins tourists love to visit when in Rome.

IT FALLS APART!

Eve 2.0. may have gotten crushed physically by a human hind quarters but I feel crushed emotionally.

I’m going to go bond with the hood of my car.

7 thoughts on “What’s Rome Got To Do With My Car?

  1. Candie

    Chairman, yes the human language can be confusing some times and some of us humans have to search the web too, to figure out what's going on. Trust me, your car is going to look a whole lot better once it's put back together, Rome, not so much.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Hi Candie. Chairman here. Yah. Rome looks a little rough around the edges. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed!

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  2. BJ

    Wish I had some words of wisdom, Chairman. However, patience is NOT my strong suit, either.
    I must say though, your Dominationmobile hood looks awesome!! Great color!! Cannot wait to
    see the finished car.

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  3. The Kreatrix

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    BJ! Ginger here, darling! You didn't hear it from me BUT the Chairman slept with one paw on the hood from his car all night long. He acted upset but he was pretty excited. Shhhh! Don't tell him I told you.

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  4. Taylor

    The look on the Chairman's face just cracks me up! Did you photoshop his mouth? The hood looks really good! My son is very anxious to see the finished car.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Um...Taylor...Chairman here. Not sure what you mean about photoshop and my mouth. I was unhappy and my mouth said so. By the way, tell your son I said hi and I'm glad to know he is on my team with GETTING THE CAR FINISHED!

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