Time to Disembowel the Cool Vintage iMac

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

Dear hungry spiderbots,

Here are your words to chew on: vintage iMac, vintage iMac. BOOYAH!

(and if you're still uncertain regarding the ever present spiderbots, please click here)

Dude and I have been very busy!

The Chairman and Dude sit next to a vintage iMac surrounded by screwdrivers. They are gutting it.

I kept Googling how to gut an iMac and found some pretty cool videos but I have to point out:

You ADULT humans use way too many words! I found a little human dude around 11 years old who taught me how to pull this baby apart! KIDS ROCK!!

The Chairman watching a youtube video from a boy of about 11 who is a child genius!

Melvin kept whispering jokes about Wally in my ear.

Melvin, the real life cat, puts his nose up to The Chairman's ear while he's working on the vintage iMac.

BEHOLD! The Motherboard. Woah! Very, very cool. Talk about World Domination! This looks very important and I look like I know what I'm doing!!

The Chairman hovering over the motherboard from the vintage iMac.

While Dude and I worked on my cool vintage iMac, our poor Kreatrix was back to working on these...um..."waste bags." Right. Waste Bags my pahtooty.

You and I both know what goes in them. Remember this fiasco?

A pretty box filled with rolls of Doggie poop bags.

Anyway...she had to make the above prototype for a business pitch.

Dear Kreatrix:

A+  for effort

F   for subject matter

 

4 thoughts on “Time to Disembowel the Cool Vintage iMac

  1. Candie

    I call the dismantling of the iMac revenge for years of dealing with computers in general. You go Chairman.
    Just a couple words about yesterdays adventure. Get a room already. Oh and don't forget the flowers and chocolates.

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    1. The Kreatrix

      Hi Candie. It's me...the Chairman! So Ginger and I should ask the Kreatrix for our own room in the house? I wonder if she would give us her room? Hmmm.

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      1. Candie

        Chairman, not sure Kreatrix would give up her room. I think Gin Gin deserves something along the lines of a heart shaped bed, mood lighting, hot tub and rose petals. Don't forget to Berry White's greatest hits CD.

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  2. BJ

    Wow, Kreatrix! That sure is a cute and creative packaging concept!!
    Makes me want to buy a box of the super strength, vanilla scented, super cute "waste bags".
    (Only one problem- I don't have a dog).

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