RH Negative Blood and the Potato Chip From Outer Space

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

A word about outer space...

Here is an artifact from Kreatrix' home planet.

A photograph of a potato chip shaped like a cat's head.

It’s a potato chip shaped like a cat’s head! TA DA!!! She refuses to eat it probably because it reminds her of home.

We were spying on the humans…I know, I know…bad kitty.

ANYWHO

We heard Kreatrix mention she wasn’t from around here and someone asked

Then where are you from?

She pointed towards the ceiling and said

“...far, far away…”

OUTER SPACE!!! I knew it!!

Photo of a very stereotypical flying saucer parked in a field of grass.
Probably got here via one of these...

That probably explains why she has such a hard time fitting in around here.

She even has RH negative blood which is really rare. Only a small percentage of the human population has it.

Have you read some of the theories out there? Woah. Depending on what you read, she could be descended from the royal lineage of the gods, which may or may not have been alien visitors from eons ago. Either that or she's descended from a lizard instead of a rhesus (RH positive) monkey.

In summary:

Regal statue of the goddes Demeter.

OR

A big lizard crawling up a rock.

But definitely NOT:

A rhesus monkey peeing over a wooden railing.

Maybe it was an intelligent alien lizard race who visited and helped build the pyramids. She is good at building things.

A lizard human fighting with James T Kirk from Star Trek.
Kreatrix' ancestor teaching dumb human how to build a pyramid...

Here is a peek at what I’m building with Ginger and Eve 2.0

A photo showing some scraps of fabric sewn sloppily together and a rather bad drawing of a cat in the background.

It’s a Frankencat.

We don’t want the Lizard Goddess to find out about it yet, so SHHHHH.

Ginger just said I'm probably going to have to apologize to the Kreatrix for this blog post. Why?

6 thoughts on “RH Negative Blood and the Potato Chip From Outer Space

  1. Candie

    I just knew we came from the same planet! Never fear you are not alone here on this strange planet as I'm also RH negative. But I must have come from the non-creative branch of the RH tree, probably that lizard.
    The soap boxes are so cute, they're so refreshing in 90 d. heat.

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  2. The Kreatrix

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    Dear fellow alien from planet RxJveiktal,
    As it turns out, I know someone who has been inside your earth home and this certain someone says it is highly creative and imaginative. So. There's creativity lurking in your lizard blood...

    I wish you continued success fitting in here on this lovely planet populated by a very odd species.

    Arfshnick p'argh,
    Kreatrix

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  3. BJ

    Oh my gosh! Me, too! Me,too!! (RH negative that is.) I never realized it was that rare. Could this explain my love of lizards and the fact that I, too, am somewhat "strange" (O.K. -very strange) and don't feel like this planet is my home??? I wonder if all the Catberry Tails followers are RH negative? Maybe we are a cult and are drawn to this blog site like some kind of homing device!!

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      BJ! Chairman here. My Lizard Goddess, aka Kreatrix, wants to buy a bearded dragon (fancy lizard). They live a long time and are very friendly. She communicates with them every time she goes to the pet store and they all clamor towards the glass to see her. Hmmmmm. Oh, well. Prof sez "NO!" He's afraid the RLC's will make a meal of the lizard before it has a chance to grow up.

      Live long and prosper wise lizard woman!

      Purrs
      Chairman

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  4. Taylor

    Laughing here. I am not RH negative but my brother is a research scientist and we had a really odd conversation not long ago about where the RH negative blood type came from...wonders abound in this world. Have emailed my brother the link to this blog post...I think he will get an enormous chuckle out of it. He laughingly told me the alleged theory out there of how the chemtrails are meant to target our alien brethren of O negative humans who may possibly, somehow know too much. Hahahahaha...amazing! Love this. Again, chuckles abound. When are your alien cat dolls for sale???????

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  5. Kendra

    LOL! I blew beer out my nose reading this! And wow, William Shatner has changed!!! Lizard Goddess...ROFLOL!! Gotta love the Chairman.

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