Who Knew Details Could Be So Demanding?
Allow me to present Rudy demonstrating how I, the Chairman, feel right now.
Yes. I am filled to the brim with a sense of pious disgruntlement for our dear Kreatrix. Delays are the name of the game with her royal highness because
It's all in the details, people, and details take time.
Or so she says. Sheesh.
I'm supposed to post some detail shots of some of my gang because Kreatrix is so excited about them.
Notice how the noses are raised from the face? Ok, so I'm envious. Mine isn't. Perhaps I'll request a nose job for Christmas.
And behold the lush lashes. Again, jealous.
Personally hand-dyed fabric by the Kreatrix. Eve 2.0 is shown with a few samples. Oh she's envious but at least she was the first one to get the new improved booty. She can actually sit up whilst checking out the envy-inducing fabric.
Look at this gang! Look at their paws! Notice how they're perpendicular to the ground? Guess whose aren't.
And each member gets a cool little pom-pom thingy attached to its paw! Made by the Kreatrix for all but me.
So let's tally up the qualities Kreatrix is bestowing on my current community members that I PERSONALLY DON'T HAVE because she was
just finding my way...
Again. Her words. So, here we go:
- A new and improved booty (Hey Kreatrix: I could actually sit without falling over).
- A soft sculpted nose that rises so gently away from the face.
- Fluffy, sexy lower eye lashes.
- Adorable little paws that are actually perpendicular to the ground...very cool. I am not worthy.
- Fancy, soft hand-dyed fabric for the body
- A fluffy, colorful pom-pom for each cat to wear
Due to said details being ladled upon the creation of my community I am only now posting photos for the initiation ceremonies of my newest members...which took place in July. JULY. Ahem.
Behold Dr. Rascal teaching the newest members the fine art of posing for maximum cuteness.
And the greatest news of all? I present Toni and Sami posing in a gallery gift shop in North Carolina! Woo-hoo!
And so world domination begins.