We already know the Kreatrix's marbles have been missing for a long time.
But now it seems she's passed this disease on to some of my newest community members.
She brought home this hand-dyed fabric from her friend, a well-known tapestry and textile artist, and presented it to me with a flourish:
Behold...I bring you marbled fabric.
So if I understand correctly...her friend Lynda lost her marbles on some expensive raw silk fabric. AND. It's one-of-a-kind, original, yadda yadda yadda.
Ok. It's pretty. But I'm not so sure about people losing their marbles just for the sake of my World Domination plan. Hasn't the world lost enough of its marbles? Seriously, humans.
CAN WE PLEASE GO OUT AND PICK UP OUR MARBLES AND PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG???
So here's the result of people losing their marbles.
So how did marble tossing by humans create these fine chaps but cause so much chaos elsewhere in the world?
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW YOUR MARBLES IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?!!!
Dr. Rascal put Jellybean and Popcorn (don't ask) through the initiation ceremony where they learn how to pose and how to understand humans. You heard correctly.
Jellybean in the Catberry Tails official portrait:
Here is Popcorn from the back.
The good news is Jellybean went to a forever home in Boise, Idaho! World Domination is panning out nicely! And Jellybean's new family emailed us some photographs!
Jellybean seems to be enjoying his new real live cats named Blackie and Periwinkle.
Gotta admit, Periwinkle up there seems kinda skeptical about Jellybean. Not to worry. Dr. Rascal trained Jellybean on how to win EVERYONE over.
So I'm off to the backyard where I'm going to practice throwing some marbles around and see what I come up with.
Please pick yours up after you've tossed them...no littering, humans!