Holy smokels, I've found my lifelong career!
PROFESSIONAL CURSER, LLC
Dude and I decided to balance all the feminine energy going down in the house. Too much sewing and weaving and such.
So.
We did what men love doing. Count money!
Well...from the curse jar, anyway.
From what I hear, manly men throw out a mean curse now and then...especially whilst driving their cars or watching sweaty athletes bash each other to bits.
Hey. Never underestimate the power and beauty of a well placed curse word.
Behold!
Seriously people. That's a lot of cursing in that box.
Kreatix said:
"Don't get too proud of yourself. My brother had to bite a bar of soap when he was little and cut loose with the S bomb. He blew bubbles for weeks."
I've never tasted soap. I'll have to try it because I think I sniff a veiled threat in that statement of hers.
NOTE TO SELF: taste a bar of soap and see if Professional Cursing is worth it.
Candie
Uh, Chairman, you may want to keep your money making scheme on the down low. Remember that Uncle Sam Kreatrix was talking about earlier this year. He really gets irritated with people making money and not telling him about it, he can get kind of grouchy.
But, it was a good idea.
The Kreatrix
Post authorChairman here. Oh, man. I forgot about her Uncle! Oh geez! Thanks for the heads up!
BJ
Laughing at Candie's comment! Chairman and Dude-the professional cursing thing-not such a great idea. Females tend to get put off by all those foul words. Chairman, you definitely wouldn't want to offend your sweet Gin-Gin. Don't think Eve 2.0 would be too happy either. You two will someday learn that keeping your "better half" happy is WAY more important than money!!
The Kreatrix
Post authorHi BJ! Chairman here. Now I'm laughing. Dude is trying to figure out which side of his body is the better half. HAHAHAHAHA! My mission is to figure out what to do about Kreatrix Uncle...the one with the sticky fingers.