What does this:
And this:
Have to do with this:
I shall explain.
Whilst I, the Kreatrix, was slaving away on 30 product designs and getting thoroughly stressed, exhausted and ugly – the Chairman heard me talking about my client and where this client was while I was working on said product designs.
Yup. Client was here.
Does said client have the right to go to paradise? AB. SO. TOOTLY. Can I be ENVIOUS? Red-eyed weepy dripping-nose ugly kind of exhausted envy? Sure. Why not.
The Chairman witnessed my exhaustion.
Sooooo
I heard a tremendous amount of cursing coming from the other room yesterday. I go to check it out and see the Chairman in the photo I took above.
He would explode with ------!!!! and drop a quarter in the curse jar. Explode with an entire phrase and stuff a dollar in the curse jar.
I calmly say
“That is some scary language, young tom. What are you doing?”
The Chairman:
“Raising money so you can go to an enchanted Island and get your head together.”
Methinks I’ll spend that money on his car. He earned it.
BJ
Chairman- You are such a sweet and thoughtful whimsical cat!! What a creative way to help your beloved Kreatrix during this most stressful and exhausting time. I'm going to scoot 'cause I need to find a jar and start cursing. That enchanted island is calling my name! Maybe if enough of us fill up our curse jars we can get a group rate!!
The Kreatrix
Post authorDearest BJ - Chairman here! Curse on, sistah! Feed that curse jar! You humans need to go and destress somewhere beautiful! Maybe then I COULD ACTUALLY GET MY CAR DONE. Ya know...after you get back from the enchanted island and are all relaxed and stuff. ANYWAY...takin' Ginger out for a stroll tonight. Gotta go...
Candie
Chairman I'm with BJ. What a wonderful thing to do for Kreatrix. Think I'll check my jar, I'm sure I have enough to cover a short road trip if nothing else.