Kreatrix here. The comments section is NOT working!
The Chairman is in the other room having a meltdown.
We are all feeding the curse jar while working on the problem.
The Chairman has something he wants to type:
For the love of all that's sacred, please scroll down past this drivel and see the post I worked so hard to create! I...I...I have to go lay down.
Welp. There you have it.