That's right. You heard me.
First, I want you to cleanse your mental palate before proceeding. Just stare at the photo below for a moment.
The building of my community has come to a screeching halt due to the Kreatrix’ incessant need to design packaging for, among many things, dog products.
Awhile back she created the brand identity (fancy phrase for “made up the logo/general appearance”) for SOHO Dogs. All kinds of shampoo, toys, grooming products and, yes, poop bags in which your collect your dog’s doody.
You can’t see me but I’m rolling my eyes. And may I remind you of this event.
It gets better.
See this design below?
Why, Kreatrix, why?
Then I found out the flashlight comes unscrewed and there’s a roll of poop bags inside the flashlight.
We got into a debate. I say the flashlight is so you can see the poop and pick it up. Kreatrix says it’s to illuminate your path if you’re walking your dog after dark.
If it’s dark, how do you find the poop? FEEL around for it? HELLOOOOO.
Yipee. I won. And since I find all this poop talk so repulsive, I will sign off with with a few nice smelling designs she recently created for humans (who, thankfully, don’t prance around the hood depositing presents in their neighbors yards whilst someone stands by and watches).
Ahhhhh. Much better.