At Least It's Not Contagious
Kreatrix had a bad case of Leaky Eye Syndrome. Apparently you humans can get upset and your eyes squirt water and sometimes it's accompanied by words that make you feed my curse jar. Just sayin'. WOOT for me, BOOHOO for your wallet.
We did kinda gang up on her last week (see here).
Good news!
It worked! Kind of. She got so upset at not being able to find any of her supplies (and everything being such a mess) that she gutted her magic lair and redesigned it. And since this is where I live with the World Domination Gang we got more room!!!
HANG ON! Look what we found while helping her clean out a closet:
She gasped and says all dreamy-like:
I'd forgotten I ever made this doll and I just asked for a sign if I should continue pursuing making the dolls.....
WHAT?!! So I sez to her:
NOW WAIT JUST A DARN SECOND! GET THE CURSE JAR 'CAUSE I AM NOT HAPPY! You are wondering if you should make more of MY COMMUNITY? Explain, please!!!
I even threw in a few words I haven't repeated here. She tells me:
It's very hard to build a business alone, especially when you already have a very demanding job.
I had a great comeback:
Well, little missy, maybe you should have made me with opposable thumbs and I could have helped!
I dragged the strange little dude over to see Dr. Rascal, who did some ancient woo-woo energy healing work on him.
Doc explained to me that he senses very good energy from this doll and that I should convince Kreatrix to finish sewing him up and keep him as a reminder she is on the right path.
Well. I ,for one, am a bit disturbed by his inner head gear falling out the side.
After I cooled off I asked the Kreatrix why she didn't finish him.
Well, I made him about 8 years ago out of an old suit belonging to the Prof. When I showed him the doll he told me his nose looked like a man's #$%&* so I tossed him to one side and didn't finish him. BUT the fact I was trying to make dolls back then tells me how passionate I must be about doing this.
Well, well, well. So "We" got all frustrated over a little joke!
OK. So it does look like a #$%&* but SO WHAT!
I'm just gonna hang with the weird little guy until she finishes him.
Stop looking at his nose and get your mind out of the gutter.
Kendra
I had a couple of leaky eyes from laughter. The cats are scratching up their ol' ancestral tree, eh?
Candie
Yes that syndrome is catching. Seems I got it from laughing to hard also. In fact I laughed so hard a few other things wanted to leak too, but I won't go there. The new/old guy kind of reminded me of the Scarecrow with his stuffing falling out all over the place.
Chairman, just pick it up and shove it back in, it will be ok.
Taylor
Mwahahahaha! Seriously. Nothing more. HAHAHAHA! Agree with Candie...laughed so hard other things wanna leak!
BJ
Not make more cat dolls?? Perish the thought!! Chairman, glad you were there to help bring the Kreatrix back to her senses. And by the way, you may want to be careful about the opposable thumbs comment. After all, the Kreatrix did redesign the uhmm..."bootay"!!
Bella
MAKE THE DOLLS! Don't stop. Seriously. I laugh every time I come here and hope to buy a doll one day. I have to admit the nose does kind of look like a you know what. The hubs even got a chuckle out of this. And yes, he agreed. Men!