Holy smokels, I've found my lifelong career!
PROFESSIONAL CURSER, LLC
Dude and I decided to balance all the feminine energy going down in the house. Too much sewing and weaving and such.
We did what men love doing. Count money!
Well...from the curse jar, anyway.
From what I hear, manly men throw out a mean curse now and then...especially whilst driving their cars or watching sweaty athletes bash each other to bits.
Hey. Never underestimate the power and beauty of a well placed curse word.
Seriously people. That's a lot of cursing in that box.
"Don't get too proud of yourself. My brother had to bite a bar of soap when he was little and cut loose with the S bomb. He blew bubbles for weeks."
I've never tasted soap. I'll have to try it because I think I sniff a veiled threat in that statement of hers.
NOTE TO SELF: taste a bar of soap and see if Professional Cursing is worth it.