THE CHAIRMAN'S WISHLIST

Dearest Santa,

I understand I am supposed to tell you what I want for the day you call Christmas. Please understand I am now using a keyword for our neighbors, the spiderbots: Wish list, Wish list, Wish list. Bam! Done.

I have prepared the list below complete with explanations as to why I want them just in case you need to know. All good reasons, rest assured.

AND, if I may add, I’ve been mostly a good Real Stuffed Cat.

1. Self-explanatory. Look at it. Think of the impression I will send since I am Chairman of Catberry Tails. I will be unveiling my manifesto at the beginning of the New Year. Good stuff.
2. Self-explanatory. Goes with the car machine thingy. Does the machine need a key? If so, please make sure it’s included.
3. A bank. Do you know humans’ walk in there and just leave their money? How cool is that? I could use some money right about now.
4. I’m thinkin’ a throne would help me establish authority with the World Domination Squad. Notice the cool cat claw feet and big cats on top of the chair. Nice touch. Swoon.
5. I’d like a bed for my cat. My cat makes me soooo happy I could cry.
6. Again. Authority. Saw a show on TV in which a man wearing a bathrobe slammed this thing and got everyone’s attention. Very cool he could do that still decked out in his bathrobe.
7. Tuna. Great for distracting the RLC’s (Real Life Cats).

By the way, I really, REALLY like Ginger. All she wants for Christmas is to see you come down our chimney. Do NOT disappoint her. Just sayin.

Love

The Chairman

P.S. This is Melvin. I did this to him on the computer. He doesn't know.

CRAZY CAT LADY NEWS!

Happy Birthday Kreatrix!

Presents! We got her the one with the stars on it. Um...thanks for the photo bomb Rudy!

We asked her where she was born and she said

"The ship dropped me off at Area 51."

Hmmm. Odd. So I Googled it. Now it all makes sense. She's from outer space. Cool!

We wanted to give her a quick trip back to her native planet, so we found a space ship near our house.

However, when we tried to stuff her in it, she was hanging out the door. I said

"Lady, you have  got to loose some weight or we're gonna need a bigger ship."

All she did was laugh.

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady From Outer Space!

I'm in the money!

We are in the midst of transferring over to a brand spankin' new iMac. The screen on this baby looks like a TV.

Don't care. Cause I'm in the money...oh yeah...I'm in the money.

My Kreatrix and her male companion, the Professor, are cursing up a storm over getting the two iMacs to cooperate! Whatever.

Here is the good news for me. Remember the "put money in the piggy bank if you curse" episode?

Uh-huh.  Look at this.

I'm in the money! Whoop! Caught them cursing! YES!!!!!

Lot's o' not nice language happenin' around here. Puts my little slip to shame, I tell you!

Sooooo....I sent the Kreatrix out to buy me somethin' to keep me warm since it's getting kind o' chilly around here.

See me posing in front of the sparkly lights on a fake tree inside the house. (Confused but don't care...got some cash flow goin').

The Kreatrix bought me this sweater with the money I earned.

She said it came with a magical language called "Pig Latin". Hmmm. It must tie into  my magical piggy bank. She spoke the sacred pig latin words to me:

"Isthay isway away ogday eatersway".

Don't understand it but it sounds so romantic! I asked her to translate it but she said:

"Oh, sweet little man, you've got enough on your plate without having to understand the meaning of everything."

She's so sweet that way. Look at the backside of this sweater!

I am a rockin' fool!

Life is good. I'm also heading out to somethin' called a "hard ware store" so I can hack into my cool vintage iMac using a tool called "screwdriver".

I just need to convince the Kreatrix to give me the keys to her car.

 

 

Happy Thanksgiving to our USA Followers

We wish you a most happy Thanksgiving Day! Here at Catberry Tails we are thankful for cats, art, laughter and our growing band of followers. You guys rock!

The Chairman was wanting to know what part of the word thankful this ordeal falls under?

On the other hand, he gave profound thanks for the following image of Wally.