The Cat’s Bike

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

I’m gonna use a big word, so stand back.

I’m flummoxed. Yes, stumped by you humans.  Just when I think I’ve figured out how you get around, I learn something else. What’s next? You gonna fly? HAHAHA!

Here is what happened after we attempted using the Kreatrix’ car:

The Chairman and his fellow cat dolls gather around to look at a miniature bicycle.

I’m told this is a bike.

I do like how shiny and new it looks.

The World Domination Squad gathered around it and waited for it to do something. We even threw a key at it.

Then the Kreatrix said:

“I got it for you to ride. You get on it and off you go! And the best part is, you don’t need a key to start it.”

Woah. Profound. Humans actually like something that doesn’t have a key?

I politely asked

“Where’s the gas tank?”

She pointed at my stomach.

SAY WHAT? I am NOT gonna guzzle gasoline!

“No. Eat a good meal so you can peddle hard with your legs.”

Seriously? That’s fun? She tried to convince me by helping me get on the thing.

The Chairman poses on the miniature bike like a macho man.

Okay, so I look smokin’.

Ginger got all giggly and got on the thing with me and wrapped her paws around…um…me…and well…well…okay, fine, it makes me look cool.

The Chairman on bike with Ginger.

I googled the hardware store and when I found just exactly where the closest one was located here is what I hollered down the hall to the Kreatrix.

“I am NOT peddling that thing 10 miles round trip! NOT, I tell you! I’m just a little guy with big dreams and a lot of courage in locating my true destiny that is basked in the glow of universal approval and frankly, the universe needs to cut me some slack!”

Ya wanna know what she said after she stopped laughing?

“You’ll figure it out. I have confidence in you.”

I was so mad, I suddenly became brilliant.

I called a neighbor and asked to borrow their screwdriver tool making sure that it’s not the screwdriver drink.

The D Squad gave me a good send off as I peddled UP HILL!

Two funny cat dolls, Ginger and The Dude, wave goodbye to The Chairman.

The Chairman and his cat on the bike peddling up hill to the next door neighbor.

And then I arrived!!!!

The Chairman gets a screwdriver and a bicycle helmet from the next door neighbor.

Not only did he give me a screwdriver tool but he gave me a helmet and said to wear it while on the bike.

The Chairman comes back down the sidewalk with the screwdriver in his bike basket.

He was so nice I couldn’t tell him I looked like a dork. Whatever.

Ten minutes later, my Peeps were still waiting for me and cheered when they saw the screwdriver.

The Dude and Ginger wait as The Chairman peddles the bike downhill.

YOWZA! Not 10 miles! 10 minutes!!! And I got the screwdriver.

You all are in trouble now, I tell you!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!

6 thoughts on “The Cat’s Bike

  1. Marcy

    I had to take a break from homework to see what the chairman is up to. I'm so jealous of that bike. They are having way too much fun!

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  2. Candie

    Love the bicycle. Can't wait to see what he's going to do now that he has the screwdriver. I think the iMac would make a great fish bowl. I sure all the kitties would just love to have some gold fish to.... uh, watch?

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  3. Will

    My daughter made me look at your blog. She's the cat person. I'm a dog person. But this is seriously funny stuff. I spent the past 30 minutes reading over it all. Really clever. I'll be back.

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  4. The Kreatrix

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    The Chairman and I are so appreciative of the support from our beginning band of followers! You all are the Cat's Meow!!

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