#1 Tip For Felines
If you see this come out:
RUN! HIDE! Do NOT think it's a cool little cat bed and go inside for a nap, MELVIN.
I for one have vivid memories of what happens when I deal with one of these. You can check out that misadventure here.
Melvin was the first to leave for his "Spa Day".
He had to have four teeth pulled. And if that wasn't enough, he comes home and Wally doesn't recognize him. Two days of hissing, chasing and spitting.
No amount of butt-sniffing could convince Wally that Melvin is the same buddy he has been playing with for several years.
Wally ruled the roost while Melvin hid wondering what he'd done wrong.
It was Wally's turn. Wally's "Spa Day".
You'd think he would have figured something was up when he didn't get his bedtime snack. You'd think he would have REALLY figured it out when he didn't get his breakfast. Here's a tip Wally:
FASTING isn't always a good thing!
Oh, lordy. Wally was crying and begging. Then he eyed the freshly decorated tree with a look on his face of:
This tree is goin' down unless you feed me NOW!
FINALLY Melvin sees the dreaded formerly cool cat bed by the front door. Check out his face.
Notice the position of the ears. Yup. Spa Day my pahtooty. That is a look born from experience, people. Melvin KNEW. There is no Spa.
Uh-huh. Well, check out this video:
Long story short, Wally comes home minus 3 teeth and voila! Melvin ain't so bad after all.
Sheesh. And if things couldn't get any more weird, check out the resident kitty at the veterinarian's office:
Apparently she has a very bad skin condition where it tears easily. She has to stay dressed like this so she doesn't hurt herself.
I like how she's doing a mental probe on Santa up there.
Fork over a treat mister magic-reindeer-sleigh-flying-knows-everyone's-wish-list-jolly-man-in- red.
Kreatrix took pity on her and fished a treat out of Santa's head for her. M'kay, I'm gonna leave you with that visual.